I've gone decidedly bear-ish. I'm selling my S&P 500 index fund and buying gold.
"One of Clinton's laws of politics is this: If one candidate's trying to scare you, and the other one's trying to get you to think; if one candidate's appealing to your fears, and the other one's appealing to your hopes; you better vote for the person who wants you to think and hope."
-- Bill Clinton, 2004
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Rhode Island, I'm disappointed in you. What happened?